Our Services
What in the Devil’s Name is an Eulenspiegel? We’re in the process of trying to figure that out. How do you say Eulenspiegel? Well, it’s like Oil in shpee-gull.
Obwohl ich keine Heimat* hab’
bin überall zuhaus.
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Komm; lern mit mir, mein Maus!
*Stolzer Mitglied des Goldenentellerklubs, mit den Offiziellen Doughboys nicht verbunden.
Artistic Insights
$99
We’re in the process of expanding our abilities to produce art. Consulting fees are variable as skillsets are developing.
BWON Kenobi-ing
$150
With over 20 years of environmental compliance experience, Consult Decree Implementation Experience, and a commitment to environmental excellence, we can provide consulting services related to advanced refinery operations and environmental compliance.
Crisis Management
$45
For a discounted rate, our services are available related to family planning and advice!
